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Friday, March 02, 2012

Oscar Report? You're really just here for Angie's Leg.

What's the best, most entertaining, hilarious, memorable moment of the 2012 Oscars?  Heck with the awards.  For the next few days, all we heard about was... The Leg.  



The Leg had its own show.  The Leg took over.  

I dont' know what she was thinking??!!!  I like to picture a designer screaming, "It's supposed to SHOW THE LEG" while a frantic stylist whispers, "Just do it, Angelina, just work it okay?  He's driving me nuts I'm not kidding.  Please just wear it like he says and shut him up."

And some other stylist/ handler/ manager/ sycophant tells her, "Hey, you know what?  If you really want to do this right, stick out your leg and put your hand on your hip, just like that.  Awesome! It's perfect! YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT!"

I don't even know if Brad was there.  Did anybody see him?

Oh I'm so glad Angelina Jolie exists.  

Also, these two crack me up.  I'm not sure why there were there.  Do they get paid to show up at parties looking fabulous?  Check out the face on Posh.


"This is my photographing face."


And now, just because he is stupendously brilliant, uniquely stylish and good looking...


RDJ









But honestly, The Leg just made my week.  

I mean, she reads my mind.  I do this ALL THE TIME.




Almost spooky, eh?

11 comments:

Sparkling said...

If only it didn't look like it was completely disconnected from her body. She is just so weird. So so weird.

redhorse said...

Wow, it's almost like you're twins!

Heidi the Hick said...

It's uncanny isn't it. Weirdness and all.

Actually it's getting embarrassing for Angelina ... The way everybody asks her if she's Heidi the Hick. Poor girl.

Paul Tee said...

OMG!! Except for the height, the resemblance is remarkable.

They should give you an award. But then you are a genre all your own.

Laura Crum said...

You crack me up. I love the photo of you as Angie's twin. Since I don't watch TV, I would never have known about "the Leg" if it weren't for you. So thanks for the smile.

Heidi the Hick said...

You're welcome! It's a small service to the world, but it's what I can do!

Paul, This is why she can never wear overalls and I can never wear red lipstick.

mugwump said...

She wishes she could work those overalls.
Your "photograph face" beats old whatsername's any day of the week too.

jules said...

RDJ, yum!

pseudosu said...

Oh Heidi, I just love you. And you are every bit as glam as Angelina. Rock those coveralls-- "More leg! More attitude! Magnificent!" :)

Lola Smiles said...

thanks for making me laugh this evening!!

geeky-girl.me said...

Oh thank you for this! Sarcasm for breakfast is even better than coffee!